he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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