He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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