Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I fill condoms, not promises.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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