I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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