mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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