guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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