If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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