I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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