Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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