Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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