I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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