He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i love accidental penises.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The Olympian is in my bed
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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