It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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