Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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