There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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