She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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