she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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