I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My vagina just clenched in fear
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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