i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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