I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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