It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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