there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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