I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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