Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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