your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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