But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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