At least make sure they are 18
Why
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
