Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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