everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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