only if we run a train.
done.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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