Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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