But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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