He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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