Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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