So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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