do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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