Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
no you cant smoke seaweed
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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