dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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