I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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