So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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