So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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