is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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