So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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