So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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