meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
