Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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