am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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