no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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