Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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