they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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