you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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