i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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