And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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