I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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