What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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