Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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