Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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